ugly people sure do ruin things
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
