whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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