is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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