Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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