I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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