It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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