Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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