i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
we should paint friendship bongs
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