Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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