we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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