I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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