I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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