Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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