he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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