Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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