i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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