Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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