it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
