My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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