my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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