I CAN MOONWALK!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
even my farts smell like vagina
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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