She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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