Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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