We won't sleep together?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children