i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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