You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
a search helicopter?!
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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