THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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