did you get engaged???
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
