I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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