I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you win again, gameday.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
