I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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