no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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