you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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