I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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