i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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