I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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