So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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