Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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