he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip