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Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(212): Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook? http://tfl.nu/wsw4

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(404): View more from Georgia

last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

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(404): last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy. http://tfl.nu/ky7z

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI

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(215): He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI http://tfl.nu/4msy

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it

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(978): oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it http://tfl.nu/dcde

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(650): View more from California

I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.

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(650): I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it. http://tfl.nu/8v3x

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(330): View more from Ohio

the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.

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(330): the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom. http://tfl.nu/2arl

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(206): View more from Washington

My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.

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(206): My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help. http://tfl.nu/31aq

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(530): View more from California

Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.

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at least it wasnt animals

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(530): Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences. (1-530): at least it wasnt animals http://tfl.nu/kq9s

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(804): View more from Virginia

time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever

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(804): time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever http://tfl.nu/4zua

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?

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You might end up in the wrong class.

(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.

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(910): Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class? (919): You might end up in the wrong class. (910): I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class. http://tfl.nu/dnad

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(951): View more from California

Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?

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...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...

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(951): Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch? (951): ...and then running into your dad at said grocery store... http://tfl.nu/jg4u

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(518): View more from New York

whiskey

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stop

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tequila

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you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up

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(518): whiskey (914): stop (518): tequila (914): you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up http://tfl.nu/4nb1

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.

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(828): Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist* (1-828): omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too. http://tfl.nu/j31b

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(623): View more from Arizona

It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.

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(623): It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit. http://tfl.nu/h0fw

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(206): View more from Washington

No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.

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(206): No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you. http://tfl.nu/9dg7

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