haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool