Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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