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  (435): View more from Utah

  oh god the rape fog is back!

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  (435): oh god the rape fog is back! http://tfl.nu/bgw9
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season

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  (517): the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season http://tfl.nu/k0xy
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  (765): View more from Indiana

  He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.

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  (765): He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder. http://tfl.nu/7khc
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"

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  (519): I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position" http://tfl.nu/0g0v
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  (803): View more from South Carolina

  Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.

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  (803): Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical. http://tfl.nu/xb5u
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.

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  (402): Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex. http://tfl.nu/hnii
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  (707): View more from California

  And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa

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  (707): And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa http://tfl.nu/9onc
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  (206): View more from Washington

  Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?

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  (206): Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me? http://tfl.nu/2o7o
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  (714): View more from California

  And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize

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  (714): And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize http://tfl.nu/o5b5
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  (616): View more from Michigan

  I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.

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  (616): I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine. http://tfl.nu/siu7
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!

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  (203): Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best! http://tfl.nu/yqk0
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday

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  (440): she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday http://tfl.nu/5s11
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  Moonshine marathon is never a good idea

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  (757): Moonshine marathon is never a good idea http://tfl.nu/1b2l
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.

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  (724): We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point. http://tfl.nu/0a5d
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  (251): View more from Alabama

  I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.

  (1-251): View more from Alabama

  It was totally the lead singer.

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  (251): I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced. (1-251): It was totally the lead singer. http://tfl.nu/pb9x
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