I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that