i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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