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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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