I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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