Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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