We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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