Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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