How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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