I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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