new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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