Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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