dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
