he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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