Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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