i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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