BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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